If you've ever decided you "weren't going to get political tonight,This Isn't the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn 2 XXX Parody" then embarked on a monologue about single payer after one (1) wine, this one's for you.

The "1 alcoholic bev" meme, which is making the rounds on Twitter at the moment, admits what we don't often talk about: It only takes one drink for us to go ever-so-slightly off the rails.

Or embrace our authentic selves, depending on your perspective.

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Let's be real, though. If you start explaining why men are trash after *one* drink, you were probably going to do it no matter what. Plus, men are trash, so it works out.

Please drink responsibly.